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this is a script that describes what AZ says she went through at an audition just before the water wall audition. -- not the undercover cop stuff but the audition.

               INT. THRILLA STUDIO

               UNDERCOVER COP and THRILLA are in doing a bikini photo shoot.

                                   THRILLA
                             (taking shots while
                              speaking)
                         I didn't expect you to be this
                         beautiful.  I'm looking for someone
                         to act in my movie "Thrilla 2". It
                         pays 5000 dollars for 12 hours of
                         shooting.

                                   UNDERCOVER COP
                         Sure. I'm an actress, too.  This
                         isn't pornography is it?

                                   THRILLA
                         No. No! It's acting.

                                   UNDERCOVER COP
                         What kind of acting?

                                   THRILLA
                         There's a love scene. No
                         pornography.

                                   UNDERCOVER COP
                         Of course, I'd be interested in
                         learning more. I have standards and
                         lines I won't cross.

                                   THRILLA
                         Let's do an audition. To make sure
                         you've got what it takes.  ICE T
                         bag is in this movie. It's a big
                         deal.  Distributed by Best Buy in
                         November, just before Christmas.

                                   UNDERCOVER COP
                         You mean now?

                                   THRILLA
                         Yeah. You're a wife and I'm your
                         husband getting home on my
                         birthday. You're VERY happy to see
                         me. You flirt.  You get sexy with
                         me. You start to give me my
                         birthday present.

                                   UNDERCOVER COP
                         Okay. Now?
                             (HE nods.
                              She does a very credible
                              wife greeting husband
                              scene)

                                   THRILLA
                         Now look what you've done!

                                   UNDERCOVER COP
                         What?

                                   THRILLA
                         I knew you really wanted me.  Show
                         me you've got what it takes. Finish
                         what you started.

               THRILLA has pulled his penis from his pants.  TWO shot from
               behind THRILLA on HER face. In spite of being a cop, she goes
               into shock at seeing what he has done.

                                   UNDERCOVER COP
                         This is an audition, right? I'm an
                         actress. This isn't real, right?  I
                         told you I wasn't interested in
                         pornography.

                                   THRILLA
                         I know you want to put it in your
                         mouth.

                                   UNDERCOVER COP
                         No, I don't. This audition is OVER.

                                   THRILLA
                         Then just kiss it.

                                   UNDERCOVER COP
                             (getting up to go) I'm

                                   THRILLA
                         I told you to kiss it.  All actors
                         have sex before they do a sex
                         scene.

                                   UNDERCOVER COP
                         I TOLD you I wasn't interested in
                         pornography.

                                   THRILLA
                         It's all in the angles you use to
                         shoot it.  All actors do it this
                         way.  You just don't know how the
                         business works.

                                   UNDERCOVER COP
                         I'm an actress. I can't be bought
                         like that.  

                                   THRILLA
                         I told you to kiss it.  Let me see
                         your pussy......Let me see your
                         pussy.  

                                   UNDERCOVER COP
                         Put that thing away.  This is an
                         audition, not real.

                                   THRILLA
                         At least let me slap it against
                         your pussy.
                             (he touches or tries to
                              touch her pubic area)

                                   UNDERCOVER COP
                         That's it--

               THRILLA runs out of the room.

                                   UNDERCOVER COP (CONT'D)
                         I may be in trouble guys.  I've had
                         enough.  Let's take him down.

                                   THRILLA
                             (he hasn't heard her he is
                              zipped up again)
                         You KNOW I didn't do anything
                         wrong.  I didn't rape you.

                                   UNDERCOVER COP
                         You're under arrest.
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